706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

If he wants to get that next contract, he’s going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.

This really isn’t a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You’re supposed to take your kids to the zoo. You’re a father. So a team like that, we’re supposed to beat them like this.

The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning.

He’s got a ring, so I’m taking home the trophy.

I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn’t vote for me, thank you, too.

If you don’t like me, there must be something wrong with you.

They say things happen in three. I won with the great Kobe, the great D-Wade and now it’s my job to win one with the great LeBron James. We have everything in place. We just got to get it done.

I don’t see us having a problem. It’s going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

I don’t ever want to grow up. I guess I’m like Peter Pan. Grown-ups have problems. I want to stay happy.