706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

When I retire, I’m going after his job. If I don’t make sheriff, I’m going after his job. He’s not that good. You can quote me on that.

I’m sort of like a specialist. I go in, do what I do and every four years, they get tired of me and I have to relocate myself.

I’ll just have to get it against my favorite team.

About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it’s one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.

For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I’d like to be known as ‘The Big Aristotle’ because Aristotle once said, ‘Excellence is not a singular act; it’s a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.’

I don’t believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you’ve changed because now you have money.

Remember this-I’m going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.

We’re the most experienced team in the league. I think we got a little too happy, running our mouths, jumping up and down, looking at the Heat dancers and all of that stuff. We had to step it up and show them what we’re all about.

I’ll beat you up right now if you want me to.