706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

They are that same group, but I’ve got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I’ve got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he’ll be fine.

Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That’s all I’m asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.

I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.

I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I’m a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me.

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I’m the brigadier general, baby.

We had more great times than bad times together, but they’ve moved on, I’ve moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.