706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I’m a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.

If you got the game, you got the game. That’s why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

Being the best right now doesn’t do anything for my feathers.

One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, ‘This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.’ I’m like, ‘Nice to meet you.’ I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.

I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he’s just trying to get into certain people’s heads, but it won’t work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can’t get in my head. He’s a crybaby.

I’m the last in the line of Russells and Chamberlains.

If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.

I’m probably going to have to go with Kobester. He’s an assassin with LeBron coming right after.