706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won’t make with D-Wade. We can’t let them break us up and we can’t break each other up.

Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I’m going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I’m very intelligent when I speak.

When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that’s not there. He’s just somebody who doesn’t have a sense of humor, like I do.

I’ve been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play.

He could be dominant – if he played in the WNBA.

I’m a realist. I like to put it in business terms. I ran three different corporations my way and I was successful. But I’m an older guy who is on his way out so they brought me in as a consultant for the new, up-and-coming CEO. I’m here for him.

But you can not compare Yao’s stats to mine. You just can’t compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.