706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Win or lose, I am programmed to do more. That’s because I am the other son of Jorel – Superman.

I don’t know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring ’em back, I’d get shocked.

Against Bradley, every time I’m trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.

Why aren’t the Nets playing in Newark?

I think I’m one of the patches of the quilt here, myself and Dwyane.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can’t type that.

If I get that thing down there in that area, that’s 67% lifetime. If you don’t believe me, Google it. I’m on the Internet.

The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.