706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.

If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one. Everything happens for a reason.

I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem – hard to figure out. A lot of people really don’t know the Pythagorean Theory. They don’t make them like me anymore. They don’t want to make them like that anymore.

Well, I don’t remember all the names of all the clubs we went to.

For once in my career, I won’t have to hold anybody’s hand and they won’t have to hold mine. I’m surrounded by veterans. We had a great battle last Thursday at HealthPoint. It was something I never had before – three, four, really great players all in one pickup game.

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Now I see why everybody who plays for him doesn’t like him.