706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

I’ve been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you’ve got a big, sexy, beautiful man that’s up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you’re going to automatically think it’s fat.

Finally, I have someone that’s like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I’m on.

I was like, ‘Huh? You want my jersey?’

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you’ll see it means playing a part. That’s why I call myself a real model.

Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I’ve always wanted to measure myself against the best.

I’m a very quotatious person.

I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn’t do that. I am the only one that has to do that.

You know, I’m very photogenic.