706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.

But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one.

You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn't get anything. So I don't want any other kid to feel like that.

Because I'm so big, you have to look at me. I think of myself as a monument. But sometimes I like to feel small.

Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.

It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.

For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is not a singular act; it's a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.'

I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.

My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.