706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I don’t send messages, I’m not a fax machine.

Nobody’s going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

It means I don’t have to charter that big jet for the family.

It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I’m just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.

I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’

And if the big dog ain’t me, then the house won’t get guarded period.

I’d shoot zero percent before I’d shoot underhanded.

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.

Everything is done out of respect, whether it’s a cheer or a boo.