706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.

I make the game easy. Double and triple me, I’ll kick it out to you for a wide-open shot. I’ll add years to your career.

If you’ve got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what’s going to happen. He’s a Corvette. I’m a brick wall.

First person who says that to my face, I’ll punch you!

That’s sort of a trick question, and I don’t have a trick answer. Next question, please.

Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that. I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then...

I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.

I’m not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don’t have to try to outdo him, I’m Shaq.

I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.