706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that’s how I am. I’m the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.

If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.

I’m not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I’m not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there’s going to be trouble.

I’m known as The Big Baryshnikov.

I don’t have to shoot from more than two feet. I’m top 50. I’ve got 23,000 from where I shoot.

If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.

It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don’t ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.