706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.

This is my disguise, but it doesn’t work.

I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.

I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.

That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I’m serious.

I’m not the one buying love. He’s the one buying love.

Every team that plays us plays above their heads. That’s because of me.

I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain’t defense Miami is playing. That’s just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you’ve been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it – he’s like John Gotti.

I didn’t say anything. Got nothing to say. I’m a married man; I don’t need a relationship with another man.