706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.

The only demise of Shaquille O’Neal will be his age.

Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

It’s hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.

You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn’t get anything. So I don’t want any other kid to feel like that.

I’m not going to go home and drink rat urine.

It’s my job to make him look good. He’s a very good looking man, so it’s my job to keep him looking good.

Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I’m going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.