101 Quotes by Shaun Ryder

It's DARE!

I've been asked to write my autobiography, but I've not been interested.

I'd love to see the Stone Roses do a show but it won't happen.

When the Mondays split up I looked at the others who'd rather sign on the dole than work with me and Bez, and thought: 'Whoa, you're gonna throw this opportunity away and maybe never work in music again?' There was no way we were doing that.

I've had a few alien encounters.

My brain gets about 10 things going on at once and the wires don't connect. They all go, 'It's the drugs,' and it's not. I have been like this all my life.

My mam collects everything to do with everything we've ever done. I don't remember us doing Happy Mondays underpants but my old girl reckons she's got a pair.

I'm on Radio 2 all the time now. Feels a bit weird but there you go.

My melons are twisted every bleeding morning at about half past five when I'm up with the little ones!