2,390 Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon

With my background and genetic makeup,buddy, you're lucky I'm as normal as I am. (Katra Agrotera)

I, for one, am exhausted. I’ve been threatened, beaten, bitten and killed, and that was just in the last hour. (Jericho)

(She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)

The Simi is very environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves. I don’t like those, they hurt my teeth. Thanatos don’t have hooves, do he? (Simi) No, Simi, he doesn’t. (Acheron) Ooo, good eating tonight. I get a Daimon for barbecue. Can I go now, akri? Can I? Can I? Can I, please? (Simi)

My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house?

I’m stuck fighting. (Acheron) You’re stuck fighting. But you’re welcome to come share my beach any time you get tired of the brawl. (Savitar) Save me a spot. If this blows up in my face, I’ll be back with my tail forever tucked between my legs. (Acheron)

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)

Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I’ll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing’s housebroken? (Jericho)