26 Quotes by Sid Caesar

Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.

Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal. I can finally get to that goal. Then you get to that goal, and then you gotta get to another goal. But in between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed - and if you don't, you're a fool.

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!

If you can’t stand yourself, neither can anybody else!

After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I’ve got nothing more I need to prove.

If I don’t believe it, I don’t care.

People come up to me and they thank me: ‘I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.’