363 Quotes by Simon Cowell

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

I think we've got better talent than last year, There are two or three contestants, even without the competition, we would take seriously as a record label. If I don't find an international artist this year, then I will have failed. That is the one thing that interests me,

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.

I think the song was bigger than you.

If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am.

It is a personal thrill for me to play a role in giving the best young singers in America a shot at realizing their dreams. I'm also happy to be working with my good friend Simon Fuller for the foreseeable future and I look forward to continuing to be a part of the Fox network and the phenomenal success that is American Idol .

So I would only feel guilt if I misled somebody who was terrible.

No one really has any job security anymore, including myself.