363 Quotes by Simon Cowell

I think of stress as the creator of cancer and heart attacks, like a tiny little ball you feed. I believe that one of the reasons I've never got ill is that I'm not stressed.

It was as if I was watching the warm-up for the Chippendales.

I am quite miserable because I'm never satisfied with what I've got. You're always looking for that next high, and that is what I would define as happiness.

It's a lesson learned. You have to stand out in the crowd.

Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop.

It's a lesson learned. You have to stand out from the crowd. You didn't stand out from the crowd, simple as that.

It started and I thought, 'lame cabaret,' and then, magic.

Of course I have an ego, but you have to have an ego. You have to be incredibly competitive. I can get competitive at times, way too much, and it becomes a little bit obsessive.

It's like Randy went deaf this year. I don't know what happened.