157 Quotes by Simon Pegg

Zombies don’t run.

I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was in the 2nd, who then hit puberty like a plane crash and grew into a gorilla who bullied me when he was in the 4th year and I was in the 5th. That’s Karma.

Plainly it isn’t an exact science, despite it being a complex interaction of micro-decisions and corresponding thought; perhaps it doesn’t always work and we pass by some potential soulmates like the proverbial ships in the night, never quite connecting. Then again, perhaps the system is tenacious and continues to run like a computer program on infinite loop, so that if at first you don’t meet, you are drawn back together for another try.

Spoilers are cowardly. They’re just people who want to anesthetize themselves against the tension and the experience that the director and the artist have set up. If you go in there knowing what’s going to happen, it’s like reading the last page of the book. It’s just cowardly.

The nuts and bolts of shooting a film and writing a film are still really difficult. But what makes it easier is the fact that you know you’re going to go to work with your best mate.

That’s always important to us, is being truthful. Not guessing, not making any assumptions. Just coming at it with knowledge.

There are some incredible television shows. It seems a sort of succumbed place to be. At the moment, I’m quite happy sort of flitting from place-to-place. I wouldn’t want to relocate from where I am right now in terms of where I live.

I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I’ve always wanted a large, green cat.

As a kid, I was a huge fan of movies and acting. My mom was in the sort of community theater, and I always hung around down there, and I was a massive fan of everything I’m kind of involved in now. But fairly ordinary and cheeky.