132 Quotes by Simon R. Green
"After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived."
"See, phrenology is this old Victorian science, which claimed you could determine the dominant traits of a man's personality by studying the bumps on his head. The size and position of these bumps indicated different personality traits. See? Now, /retro-phrenology/ says, why not change a man's personality by hitting him on the head with a hammer, till you raise just the right bumps in the right places!""One of us needs a lot more drinks," said Alex. "That's starting to make sense."
"First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn't have all his own fingers"
"I want a gun, Happy said immediately. "A really big gun. I want a fully functioning Death Star gun.""Not even if Godzilla himself were to show up," said JC."
"Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won."