132 Quotes by Simon R. Green

I didn’t know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It’s like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack.

Because she never trusted anything until she’d seen it with her own eyes. And preferably kicked it a few times.

What is the world coming to, when you can’t even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

We are in the dark places of the earth,” said Madman. “Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There are Old Things down here, sleeping all around us, in the earth and in the living rock, and in the spaces between spaces. Keep your voices down. Some of these old creatures sleep but lightly, and even their dreams can have force and substance in our limited world. We have come among forgotten gods and sleeping devils, from the days before the world settled down and declared itself sane.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Sorry,” I said. But I’ve been recently diagnosed as fashion intolerant. I can’t wear anything good, in case I develop style.

Because when you wear a mask long enough, it gets really hard to take it off. The mask becomes your face.

A vampire was drinking a bloody Mary, and from the look on her face Mary was really getting into it.

I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I saw, I saw.