21 Quotes by Simon Rex

People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's actually a pretty smart person. She's very cognizant of what she's doing, and she kind of plays that role, so people think she's some airhead but she's really not.

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'

I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. You can count on one hand the white rappers that have made it.

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, ‘I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.’

I’ve been very luckily – I bought a house, I work, my life’s been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It’s so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what’s really going on.

I think it’s such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. You can count on one hand the white rappers that have made it.