491 Quotes by Simone Elkeles




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    Come here and lie on your stomach. I know how to give Swedish massages. It'll relax you.""You're not Swedish," I say."Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

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    She looks up at me with those vulnerable eyes. “What if it means something?” She asks.“What if it does?”“Promise me it won’t mean anything.”I lean my head back on the couch. “It won’t mean anythin’.” Aren’t I supposed to be the guy in this scenario, laying down the no-commitment rules?“And no tongue,” she adds.“Mi vida, if I kiss you, I guarantee there’s gonna be tongue.

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    When Brittany walks into Mrs. P.'s class on Friday I'm still thinking about how I'm going to get back at her for throwing my keys into the woods last weekend. It took me forty-five minutes to find the suckers, and all the while I was cursing Brittany. Okay, so I give her props for dishing it out.

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    I thought of making you and Julian real brothers.”What is she talking about? Does she expect us to do a ritual thing like cut ourselves and rub blood together so we’re blood brothers?

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