491 Quotes by Simone Elkeles

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    Doesn't the thought of marryin' me give you an adrenaline rush?

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    You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

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    If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.

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