491 Quotes by Simone Elkeles

The end of one thing is just the beginning of another.

Just the fact that you need me to prove I love you is probably a clue it isn’t working

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.

Gettin' near the fire, chica, doesn't necessarily mmean you'll get burned.

A summer apart changes people.s

Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.

Outward appearances mean everything.

She looks up at me with those vulnerable eyes. “What if it means something?” She asks. “What if it does?” “Promise me it won’t mean anything.” I lean my head back on the couch. “It won’t mean anythin’.” Aren’t I supposed to be the guy in this scenario, laying down the no-commitment rules? “And no tongue,” she adds. “Mi vida, if I kiss you, I guarantee there’s gonna be tongue.

I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.