491 Quotes by Simone Elkeles

He has no clue that I have the patience of a saint. At least that’s what Carlos says, although that isn’t saying much, considering his fuse is about as short as an eyelash.

What is this?? ‘A Smart Car’ It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car.

Gary, who’s wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn’t work.

From the moment I laid eyes on you I couldn’t stop looking at you. From the moment we talked I couldn’t stop arguing with you. From the moment we kissed I couldn’t stop kissing you. And from the moment we shared our hopes, fears and insecurities I couldn’t stop loving you.

Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror.

He may be out of my life physically, but he’ll always be a part of me. I can’t let go even if I wanted to.

I don’t want to end up like my mom. That’s my biggest fear in life.

Trust me, he whispers against my lips. Maggie, you’re my paradise.

Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she’ll need one when she’s out on a date with him.