42 Quotes by Sinbad

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.

Hollywood's not a progressive place. Everyone likes to think that Hollywood is hip, but it's not hip at all.

I've been on the road since 1983. Nothing ever changed, even when I was doing TV and movies.

People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to me.

Here's the thing about Apple, we complain and they give us more battery life. We complain and they'll give us more stuff. Everything's beta right now. Everything's experimental. They really don't know what people want.

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.

We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'

Good barbecue has to fall off the bone when you grab it, and, to me, it's not pull-hard chewy.