289 Quotes by Sloane Crosley

Normally, I am a vocal advocate for ‘looking both ways’ and ‘knowing the size of one’s own body.’ But working, socialising and simply running errands in Manhattan, means I am bound to break my own rules on occasion.

I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

It takes a level of creative depression to hear ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ and weep.

I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don’t really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.

You know what they say: ‘Why sit at a table that doesn’t have key lime pie on it if you don’t have to?’

Most people don’t get lucky. They get human. They get crushes. This means you irrationally mortgage what little logic you own to pay for this one thing. This relationship is an impulse buy, and you’ll figure out if it’s worth it later.

There’s an ‘Everything must go!’ emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn’t there? What will happen if we turn thirty and we’re not ‘ready?’ You don’t feel entirely settled in any aspect of your life, even if you are on paper.

A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they’re surrounded by other people.

I prefer to record all traumas and save them for later, playing them over and over so they can haunt me for a disproportionate number of weeks to come. It’s very healthy.