289 Quotes by Sloane Crosley

My roommate came running out of the closet and did not stop until he reached Los Angeles. I knew this day would come. Sometimes it's easier to be your actual self where nothing of your alleged self exists. Sometimes that's how you find out who you are in the first place.

I think by now we can all agree that the foundation of world travel goes something like "Bring a cardigan.

How above-the-law children's books are. Hansel and Gretel (littering, breaking and entering), Rumpelstiltskin (forced labor), Snow White (conspiracy to commit murder), Rapunzel (break of contract).

When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.

Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.

What happened was that just after graduation, I and some of the people I knew were contemplating our circumstances. Our circumstances being poorly paid jobs if we worked in the arts, two hours of sleep if we worked in money, and a newfound sense of intellectual inferiority if we worked in publishing.

Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.

Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow". That's because they hate me and made me sleep in the linen closet subsisting only on bath salts and Scope).

No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music.