539 Quotes by Sophie Kinsella

I trail away into silence. I’ve just shared details of my condom use with my son’s teacher. I’m not sure how that happened.

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, “Are you two getting along?” in raised, hopeful tones, like we’re endangered pandas who need to make a baby.

Honestly, do these people have nothing better to do than engage in stupid mindless speculation about people they don’t know?

If you want something you can’t afford, think what else that money could buy: a week’s groceries, a month’s rent, or a weekend away. That will put things into perspective.

But what can you do about mistakes except think, Won’t do that again, and move forward?

We’re all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who’ll never be impressed.

Once you’ve started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are?

Linus might come over. He might not. Either way is fine. Either way, his decision is about himself, not about you. You are not responsible for his feelings.

Emma, I’m sorry, I can’t help you. This is a disaster. You’re completely vulnerable. It’s like going into battle in a nightie.