13 Quotes by Spencer Quinn

Snacks taste better when you’re hungry, but do they ever actually taste bad? I ask you.

A wild-goose chase! I’d heard that expression so many times but never been on one. It sounded like the most exciting thing in the whole world. Yes, I wanted to go on a wild-goose chase, and if that meant Vegas, so be it.

I thought about making what Bernie calls a mental note, but nothing came next and I dropped the whole shebang.

A light breeze sprang up behind me. In a matter of moments, I realized it was my tail.