87 Quotes by Spider Robinson

She was black and a woman and scarred, and as the thought formed in our minds we realized that it was a redundancy. Her scar was visible externally, was all.

Time didn’t pass; it tailgated.

Perhaps you’ve heard the one about the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. I.

Certainly, all of us at Callahan’s were heir to the tradition of the B-movie – and the A-movie for that matter – that any female who enters your life in a dramatic manner must be your fated love.

What shocked us the most was that we had no idea why we should be so shocked. Like opening a ginger ale and finding Jamesons’ inside: nothing wrong with it, but it sort of takes you by surprise.

A naked blade is reckoned to be less obscene than a naked woman.