87 Quotes by Spider Robinson

The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars.

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased; thus do we refute entropy

Everyone deserves to die. God seems to think so.

If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven first...

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

It took me better than a quarter century to learn, the hard way, that hard work at something you want to be doing is the most fun that you can have out of bed . . . to learn that the smart man finds ways to make everything he does be work; to learn that "leisure" time is truly pleasurable (indeed tolerable) only to the extent that is its subconscious grazing for information with which to infuse newer, better work.

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Euphemisms are for the differently brained.