5 Quotes by Stacey E. Bryan

You know,' Cola said , ' whatever happened to you … maybe it’s good to have the nature of reality questioned now and again , don’t you think ?

It was beautiful and sunny outside , belying the day’s ludicrous events . I was thinking about cigarettes for the first time in ten years while shock and denial held hands and started making out .

Police officers were always flabbergasted when their authority wasn’t immediately recognized and dutifully acquiesced to . It was called “ contempt of cop , ” and you were up shit creek if they thought you were expressing it in any way whatsoever .

Think The Brady Bunch . The episode where they hung out with the ethnic friend . Remember that ? No ? That’s because there was no such episode .

He was phrasing that exactly the way those activists did when they stood outside of Vons with their clipboards and asked , as you were rushing into the store , “Do you have time for the environment ? ” So obviously , you couldn’t say no , because then you looked like an asshole who didn’t have time for the environment . You only had time to buy donuts and a fifth of Jack , and the environment could go fuck itself . Obviously , that’s what you meant .