28 Quotes by Stan Laurel

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I feel like dying when I’m helpless.

If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.

If you had a face like mine, you’d punch me right on the nose, and I’m just the fella to do it.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

Another fine mess you've gotten me into.