379 Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.

When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.

Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.

I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?