379 Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

So many wish for magic so many beg for fame, but if you could manifest anything you want life would be a boring game.

God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can't do because my religion won't let me.

When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips.

A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!

My mother use to say she would rather be dead than not eat the foods she liked. At eighty-six she met with death but she enjoyed every breath

I have a great book. It’s called Stantasyland. Except I don’t have the money to buy a million copies to put it on the bestsellers list.

I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes

I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.