91 Quotes by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In the nineteeth century, knitting was prescribed to women as a cure for nervousness and hysteria. Many new knitters find this sort of hard to believe because, until you get good at it, knitting seems to cause those ailments. The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the doctor's office. Knitters need knitting to add a layer of interest in other, less constructive ways.

You know you knit too much when ... You will check out a book from the library just because you heard that one of the characters knits.

The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.

It is a little known fact that much like birds, who can always find north, knitters can always find yarn.

The first time you find yourself having a conversation about moss stitch with a group of people who aren't desperately trying to escape you ... it's like coming home.

just because something is fun doesn't mean it's a waste of time.

I recognize that knitting can improve my mood in trying circumstances

I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.