91 Quotes by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn’t a mess; it’s an object of art.

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It’s good for them.

It’s only knitting and it’s one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.

When people see me knitting, I tell them I’m a knitter. Not the sort of knitter they may have run into before, but a passionate, constant, deliberate knitter. I knit everyday, all the time, everywhere I go.

Knitters just can’t watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can’t wait in line, knitters just can’t sit waiting at the doctor’s office. Knitters need knitting to add a layer of interest in other, less constructive ways.

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can’t teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. – RAY BRADBURY.

Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better – at least for the purposes of social discourse.

I’m a knitter. My projects are the ultimate in ’some assembly required.