613 Quotes by Stephen Fry

There's nothing worse than the British in one of their fits of morality.

I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away.

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

Thank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting.

The only people who are obsessed with food are anorexics and the morbidly obese. That, in erotic terms, is the Catholic church, in a nutshell.

I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth: the slaps, the brightness, the tubing, the speed, the urgent insistence that I be choked back into breathing life. I have felt so sorry for babies ever since.

Wit can be beautiful, because it expresses and distills an idea.

It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'...

As I say I don’t want to kill myself, I just wouldn’t mind dying.