613 Quotes by Stephen Fry

I think the fact that I’m so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn’t be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman – I’ll kiss a frog if you like.

I’d probably want to teach at university, because children would drive me insane. I suspect it would be English literature, Shakespeare and so forth. I’ve always been deeply, deeply in love with that kind of thing.

And for the first time I looked into his eyes. They were blue, not light blue, but a darker blue. Not so dark as sapphire blue, not so bright as china blue. They were romantically blue. Lyrically blue. They swam and I swam in them.

An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.

You may be gold, and we poor ordinary men may be of bronze, but ask any solier out there which metal they’d rather have for a sword blae or a spearpoint.

Matters of immense import may depend on such issues, but we can never do more than guess the outcomes of the roads we do not take.

Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

There is so much we can learn from TV. It’s a window on the world.

I don’t believe there is a God. If I were to believe in a god, l would believe in gods.