109 Quotes by Steve Allen

They wanted to do some inexpensive shopping at Wal-Mart.

Once gas comes within a distance about a million times larger than the event horizon of the black hole, it becomes gravitationally captured. At this point the gas becomes fuel for the black hole engine.

In anyone's book, that would be pretty green.

I'm really happy with the play of Ian and Tommy. Tommy played really well in the cage for us today.

If you could make a car engine that was as efficient as one of these black hole engines you could get about a billion miles per gallon of gas. In anyone's book that would be pretty green.

I don't think there's any way Ten can lose it - they're too far in front.

The energy in these jets is absolutely huge, about a trillion trillion trillion watts.

The hair is real; it's the head that's fake

Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself.