56 Quotes by Steve Aylett

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

Seemed she should learn to smile when she was unhappy, to stop laughing, to speak up, to never speak to strangers, to share guilt for the acts of strangers, that strangers made the laws of the land, that the laws of the land valued things over life, that life ended if a stranger decided it, to be where she could be found, to feel one thing and do another. How could she hang so many contradictions in one skull

A sniper is like a genius – it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God’s existence.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago – in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us.

An office is a machine for dying.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.