56 Quotes by Steve Aylett

Let us forget the past – this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

Stab me if you can enjoy it – but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running.

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations – the gods write their signature in our entrails.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind.

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.