225 Quotes by Steve Coogan

I don’t go to premieres, unless I’m contractually bound to.

I’m a single guy now and can do what I like. As my agent said, so long as it’s not a live man or a dead woman, I’ll be fine. And that, hand on heart, is unlikely to happen.

I don’t like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

I think there’s as much profundity and wisdom in Shakespeare, more so in fact, than those in the Bible.

I’m an entertainer. I don’t go round saying I’m a paragon of virtue, so that is clearly not in the public interest.

London audiences are tricky, too. They don’t laugh as much as the Northern audiences because, and I hate to say this, they are a bit cleverer normally, and they are picking up on all the little details and listening more carefully.

If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because you’ve literally put your ass on the line.

I don’t want to go around making everyone else agree with me. I don’t feel the need to do that.

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I’d trumped myself awake again.