17 Quotes by Steve Fowler

There’s four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

My dog doesn’t like dogs, and I kind of get where she’s coming from; I’m not too keen on people.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.

Talk about tactful – she’s got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!