13 Quotes by Steve Hofstetter

So many comics have this view of 'Oh, he gets work, he took that work away from me,'

I don't know what it is about the open road that makes it so appealing. Maybe it's because when you're headed somewhere, you don't have to be where you've already been.

I enjoy getting the e-mails saying what's up. But the most important thing is that they send a few bucks.

I get my material from just living. I go through an experience and then decide if I want to talk about it.

I was living on a bunk bed in my father's spare room, ... I'm getting all these articles pumping me as the next big thing, and I'm like, do you guys know what my life is like?

I was on the other side of this. It changes you.

When donations are made it should simply be to help, not to get credit, ... I would rather them make (a donation) and feel good about themselves.

When someone offers to have a party in our honor, we say 'Yes'.

Some people get offensive at some of my jokes. It was nice to see that this audience 'got it.' Nothing I say is offensive, but just good debating points.