38 Quotes by Steve Kluger

Would you care to comment on the complexities of the relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine?” Yeah, about as much as I’d care to have a Fleet enema, sir.

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing.

When T falls in love, he does it with the whole world at once.

Scientists didn’t need to figure this out – Travis did it for them.

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it’s hot?

Hey Trav, When I first got in this course, I didn’t want a pervert teaching me. Now I don’t mind. – Tony.

After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.

What I don’t understand is how come I got seven thousand chromosomes that make me smart and not a single one that makes me cool.