41 Quotes by Steve Schirripa

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

Kids don’t come with an instruction manual. So if you’re gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

I tell my kids, ‘I’m your father, not your friend – but I’m also the best friend you’re ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.’

Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way – since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.

There’s no such thing as quality time; there’s only quantity time.

If it’s time for your character to go, it’s time for your character to go – you know what I mean? That’s it. It doesn’t matter who you are.

With girls, there’s an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won’t take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here’s mine: Everybody’s gonna make mistakes.